no words needed here…but i’m sure Malena loves to slap that ass…
(via promisciouskitty)
no words needed here…but i’m sure Malena loves to slap that ass…
(via promisciouskitty)
Oh hi, I’m Liz.
I’m an awkward penguin.
I kind of don’t want to shower, and want to just go to school like this. :3Hi new followers!
I hope you lovely people are all doing well. :)
This is personally for you, http://my-r-evol-ution.tumblr.com/
Dear Tumblr,
Forgive me for being a slut today. I have been feeling just super fat and uncomfortable in my body but I worked out today and just feel so much more energized and hopeful. So here is my picture for topless tuesday.
Grumpy Liz, going to see mah friends.
(Source: horny-and-high)
Save this post so we can download the PDF. This game is so fucking amazing. FYI, if I was judge I’d pick “grandma”Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Best game ever
OMFG I want this game.
(Source: windingturns, via sexdrugsandkittens)
promisciouskitty: Asked
1-10,20,24,25
1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
Probably my ex girlfriend.
2. Anyone crushing on you?
Hmmm not really but there are a few hotties at the school I’m going to right now
3. What is your relationship status?
single.
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
Not that I can recall
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
lol nope I’m not a plant guy.
6. Who do you text the most?
My best friend Sue.
7. First person to text today?
One of my friends back home.
8. What color are your eyes?
Blue.
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
ummm thats a close one its either that I’m sweet or I’m an ass.
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
other than my mom that would probably be my ex girlfriend.
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
SEX… sex would be incredable right now.
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
just 1 but we were together for a long time.
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
nope I dont plan on ever getting married, I dont see the point.
Awesome!
Now THAT is an outfit I would truly enjoy.
(Source: porkiepuss)